If Visnu wore T shirts, what would be written/imaged/etc on them?

If centralized currency (ie the money that we use now) wore T shirts, what would be written/imaged/etc on them?

If random chance wore T Shirts, what would be written/imaged/etc on them?

If Mohammad wore T shirts, what would be written/imaged/etc on them?

If Valentine Michael Smith from Robert Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land wore T shirts, what would be written/imaged/etc on them?

My draft of the message for Sunday.

Palm Sunday: Passionate Joy Luke 19:28-40 2013 03 24

A cartoon in the Observer a few years ago showed Jesus riding a colt and a donkey, and muttering.  "The things I do to fulfill prophecy."

I have posted my message for next Sunday in a blog.  My story is fictional and about a girl who dared to believe she could change her school.  My message is about finding joy in hopes we have for the future grounded in the willingness to make those hopes happen.

My draft story and message for December 16.

Story:  Dare to Believe 

Is 12:1-6;  Luke 1:26-55 2012 12 16

An End to Cynicism. Third Sunday of Advent. Dec. 11 2011

Preached by Rev. James Murray at Dominion-Chalmers United Church

The following is my draft of my sermon for tomorrow.  Felt the impulse to share it.  I am not as technologically sophisticated as some others on WC so I just have to paste it in.  May you find cause for joy tomorrow and through the challenges of this season.  Jim