Just months ago, I had a post on this very site from a young and beautiful woman in Africa who had some 25 miilion dollars she wanted to send to me. Of course, I suspected this might be a fake. But this time, the real thing is coming.
It's in Africa - a place seemingly alive with women who have millions in bank accounts for the right man. I know this one is real because she doesn't talk impossible sums, just a reasonable five million to be given to Christian widows, orphans, etc.
And she doesn't pretend to be beautiful. She's an older woman whom I suspect I shall never meet because she's dying of cancer.
So all I have to do is to write to her, and I can pick up my five mil.
And then, kiss off, Christian widows and orphans. Let them earn their money the way I did.
graeme
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momsfruitcake
Posted on: 05/07/2009 14:37
i remember that. wasn't she french though?
Saul_now_Paul
Posted on: 05/07/2009 15:22
Ha Ha,
You're too late... I already gave her all my banking info this morning. My bank has been trying to get hold of me for hours... They probably want to know how I want to invest it.
Birthstone
Posted on: 05/07/2009 15:36
make sure you tell Admin, if it came on your wondermail.
alta
Posted on: 05/07/2009 16:39
Good for you Graeme! I guess good things do come to those who wait.
By the way, if your looking for a great investment opportunity, I have this bridge....
crazyheart
Posted on: 05/07/2009 16:54
Admin was notified on Social. early this morning.
sighsnootles
Posted on: 05/07/2009 16:59
man, i missed out AGAIN!!
when are all the rich african men going to find all us poor women here at wondercafe and send us their millions?!?!?
graeme
Posted on: 05/07/2009 21:35
birthstone, why should I tell admin. Let admin find his own sugar baby.
Am I my borther's keeper?
graeme
graeme
Posted on: 05/07/2009 21:47
mom'sfruitcake, was she French? How should I know? I mean - she's rich and she's a babe. Who talks? Hey, this ain't no debating society thing.
graeme
Mely
Posted on: 05/07/2009 21:50
Darn. I missed out on this. No five million for me, I guess. But I did get a wondermail from someone called Stevenbull who told me how nice I look in my picture!