Here's a laugh for those who think they are aging

crazyheart

Posted on: 01/23/2009 13:07

Questions and Answers from the AARP Helpline
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?	A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?	A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you will have a place to live.
Q:Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?	A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt .'
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?	A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?	A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?	A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?	A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?	A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?	A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?	A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?	A: 'Gosh, I remember these.
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, right?