For a bit of pocket money I decided to play medical guinea pig for a study on breathing and lung capacity and stuff.
A young resident weighed and measured then interviewed me then began to run me through some of the baseline tests.
Then he went back to the interview notes. He asked me again about my smoking history. I'm thinking… "he seems worried, can this mean something?"
When did you start smoking? — about 1960. So you were 14 — something like that.
And you stopped? — 2000, pretty much.
About 40 years? — something like that. And the odd "social" smoke since then.
He went away and got on the phione, I could hear him muttering.
He came back with a long face — Sorry but we can't use you.
What's wrong?
— You shouldn't have the lung strength and capacity you have.
What do you mean?
— You don't meet our criteria. Your breathing capacity is above what it should be. It's outside our study parameters.
He said I'd get a cheque for $25 for my time.
So much for my career as a lab rat.
At 65, it seems I'm TOTALLY unemployable.
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Comments
RitaTG
Posted on: 06/15/2012 11:53
...too much hot air????
LOL ...sorry ...couldn't resist
Hugs
Rita
MikePaterson
Posted on: 06/15/2012 12:09
That's it ! ! ! ! !
carolla
Posted on: 06/18/2012 17:37
LOL Rita! So you're TOOOO HEALTHY then Mike???
InannaWhimsey
Posted on: 06/18/2012 17:45
darn outliers and thems interfering with SCIENCE!!! :3
Pilgrims Progress
Posted on: 06/18/2012 17:50
It's a well-known fact that both Aussies and Kiwis have great lung capacity.
We have a natural advantage growing up on islands surrounded by oceans - as my Nana put it, "There's nothing better than fresh sea air - take big breaths and breathe it in."
(Er, if you live in the Aussie outback - you may have to take REALLY big breaths.)
chemgal
Posted on: 06/18/2012 18:11
Mike, want to share with a non-smoker who has what is now included as COPD when she was less than 8?
I actually can't complain too much, I have no permanant damage as far as the doctors could tell when I last had the full set of pulmonary function tests.