i admit, its hard to hear that and NOT think about porn... but really, you can do that with anything.

remember the time madonna opened for chicago?   and if i turned on 'hockey night in canada', i'm sure that i'd hear chris cuthbert talking about how they are 'poking away at it in the crease'...

ROTFLMAO!

Sure beats CNN's election coverage (my 12 year-old pundit insists on watching the damn primaries).

Mendalla

Yeah, you never know where such comments will show up. Of course, it's all in the mind of the listener.

Here's what my pastor said this morning as part of the introduction to his sermon, "Charles Schultz was a cartoonist who has an amazing run in the newspapers on account of his Peanuts." The way he said the last word wasn't quite on key and the youth group broke out giggling.

LOL!!

have you ever gone to the 'plumbing' aisle at the hardware store??  its filled with things like 'ball cock assembly'... 

and all those fittings labelled "male" and "female" ....

He shoots, he scores!

... not to mention

'he got butt ended with the defenders stick'

and in honour of 'robbie burns'...

'the parading of the hagis'

'wow, look a the size of his sporan!'

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Did you see that "backcourt violation" in the basketball game.

How about that football team's tight end?

Did I just hear that the fiqure skater did a triple triple salchow. I do not know what it is, but it sounds racy.

LOL! Funny stuff.

Honestly though, I find the sports channel (TSN, sportsnet?)) to be over-hyped and obnoxious (not to mention the wierd graphics and stuff). I don't like it...my partner is a sports nut, so it's on here quite a bit...after awhile all those innuendos go right over my head, it's just chatter.. Actually he just talked to me as I typed this (explaining to him what I'm writing about) and he told me that he finds the commentators obnoxious too...okay, he's clearing up his complaint now..apparently their obnoxious chatter doesn't bother him as much as me...he was upset because as he was watching a re-run of a tennis match they showed the final score at the bottom of the screen...for a minute I thought he might consider boycotting watching it...no such luck!

Oh, okay, I have one..that Rafeal Nadal, and that little move he always makes "picking" his shorts...it's a nervous habit or something. The other morning they had a close up shot of him doing that...I guess the camera people were as bored as I was, and decided to zoom in. It was pretty funny.

speaking of racy Mc/Jae,

WHAT ARE those birds in your avatar doing?

Please see my "Into the Land of the Morning Calm" thread found on the Social board. Thanks.

It makes me think of the logo of the Atlanta Falcons NFL team.

LOL Jon. If you check the other thread they are MATING!

mating??

good lord!!   nobody needs to see that!!

Check the other thread Sighs-but he has changed avatars now!  Into the land of morning calm in social

 It wasn't obscene or anything (I didn't think), just one of those National Geographic type photos. To me, once I actually looked closely, it looked like a hawk swooping down to pick up a small bird sitting on a branch. Apparently, it was two little love birds mating in a tree.

Which is why they show such things so much on shows like Wild Kingdom. Don't you people like nature? At any rate, the avatar has been changed.

you guys realize i was just kidding, right?? 

there should be a 'sarcasm' setting on this board...