Filed under - things you should never hear your wife say to your 8yr old child...
"You are NOT allowed to do mind-control."
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revjohn
Posted on: 03/22/2011 15:21
Hi Witch,
Well, that's not as bad as, "How many times do I have to tell you, pyrokinesis is for outdoors!?"
Grace and peace to you.
John
carolla
Posted on: 03/22/2011 19:52
LOL guys - but hey ... how come it's the women getting all the good lines?
sighsnootles
Posted on: 03/23/2011 06:39
hey, some of my foster kids were totally into the mind control thing... i taught them well. being a jedi and all.
jon71
Posted on: 03/23/2011 07:51
No, you may not baptise the cat!
revjohn
Posted on: 03/23/2011 07:56
Hi carolla,
LOL guys - but hey ... how come it's the women getting all the good lines?
Because they are practical and sensible. Guys tend to say things before the fact, as warnings, which when dwelt upon become inevitible recipes for disaster.
Things like. "Be careful with that bucket of pig's blood. Spill that on somebody and there will be hell to pay."
Or, "Keep the doors locked there is a homocidal maniac on the loose and oh, if the power goes out the fusebox is in the basement."
Grace and peace to you.
John
Pinga
Posted on: 03/23/2011 08:23
Where's the broom?
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