i normally don't post stuff that i get on my emails, but an exception deserves to be made for this one. this is the funniest email of 2009, so far!!! i hope you laugh as hard as i did!!!
Grape Depression
Abu Grape
Cluster Fudge
Nut'n Accomplished
Iraqi Road
Chock 'n Awe
WireTapioca
Impeach Cobbler
Guantanamallow
imPeachmint
Good Riddance You Lousy Motherf***er Swirl
Heck of a job, Brownie
Neocon Politan
RockyRoad to Fascism
The Reese's-cession
Cookie D'oh
The Housing Crunch
Nougalar Proliferation
Death by Chocolate
Death by Torture
Credit Crunch
Country Pumpkin
Chunky Monkey in Chief
George Bush Doesn't Care about Dark Chocolate
WM Delicious
Chocolate Chimp
Bloody Sundae
Caramel Preemptive Stripe
I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands . . . with nuts
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Comments
crazyheart
Posted on: 02/15/2009 18:29
Soooo funny. My favorites are Credit Crunch and Guantanomallow. Thanks Sighsnootles
RevMatt
Posted on: 02/15/2009 20:08
Personally, I prefer the non-subtle approach :)
Good Riddance You Lousy Motherf***er Swirl
cate
Posted on: 02/15/2009 22:06
Cluster fudge for me. Double scoop.
cate
Posted on: 02/15/2009 22:07
That would be one for Bush and one for Cheney.
graeme
Posted on: 02/15/2009 22:28
sigh, you did good. I don't normally read such items any more than you normally send them on. but this one deserves to be an exception. There are some great names in there. I broke up on You lousy mother f***er swirl- but that was partly because I had already been softened up by so many good ones.
graeme
sighsnootles
Posted on: 02/16/2009 15:30
Personally, I prefer the non-subtle approach :)
Good Riddance You Lousy Motherf***er Swirl
LOL!! thats my favorite, too... don't even bother with the cute stuff.
trishcuit
Posted on: 02/16/2009 17:54
hmmmm.... must cut, paste, and forward.
Namaste
Posted on: 02/16/2009 18:34
LOL. Thanks for sharing, Sigh.
I'll have a double scoop of Good Riddance You Lousy Motherf****er Swirl.
Pinga
Posted on: 02/16/2009 18:45
thanks sigh.
question: any that people here would like to add?
sighsnootles
Posted on: 02/16/2009 18:51
i've been trying to figure out some for our canadian leaders, but so far i got nuthin.
Mely
Posted on: 02/16/2009 22:04
That's quite a list. I'll have some:
I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands . . . with nuts
Namaste
Posted on: 02/16/2009 22:08
I can think of a few Sigh, but I don't think they're really appropriate to post here.
graeme
Posted on: 02/16/2009 22:33
oh, mely, I shouldn't have laughed. I really shouldn't have. My bad.
graeme
SG
Posted on: 02/16/2009 22:34
What is that a bowl of nuts?
It is ice cream.
Ice cream? You can't call that bowl of nuts ice cream.
It IS ice cream.
I would ask if it melted, but then where would the chocolately or milky stuff be? What is it strained, melted ice cream? It is just a bowl of nuts and nothing else.
It is Ben and Jerry's new George Dubya Bush recipe.
All nuts and no substance.
graeme
Posted on: 02/16/2009 22:49
you people are good. So...
Harper Sluush with melt in your mouth goodness that just....melts.
Palin Alaskan frozen nutbar.
Harper Giant Chocolate Fudge Marshmallow Strawberry Banana Caramel Sundae - all you can eat - more than you can swallow.
Nah. The original list is still the champ.
graeme
Tyson
Posted on: 02/16/2009 23:41
ParliMINT Hill ?
Jack Layton Mustachio ?
RevMatt
Posted on: 02/16/2009 23:43
Nice, CF :D
jlin
Posted on: 02/17/2009 00:11
Sigh
Really grape stuff. I get exhausted by the dross bitching. so like the subtler ones
Rocky Road to Fascism - favourite
Jadespring
Posted on: 02/17/2009 07:32
i've been trying to figure out some for our canadian leaders, but so far i got nuthin.
It's early but I'll give it a shot. :)
Harper: Neocon O' Nuts
Bubblegum Sweater Vest Ice
Ignatieff: ???? (I'm stumped)
Layton: New Day Peanut Crunch
May: Organic Spirilina Mint Swirl
Kappa
Posted on: 02/17/2009 09:25
My personal favorite is Chunky Monkey in Chief. Reminds me of all of those pics they had on the net comparing Dubya's facial expressions to those of chimps.
Birthstone
Posted on: 02/17/2009 10:09
Sigh!!! This is brilliant!!! I have a rule, that unless an email makes me really laugh out loud, I don't pass it on, but this is terrific.
Iraqi road made me grin, and i'll have that with some Impeachmint on top, but next time I'm going to have the Good Riddance you lousy.... - for now, it looks like that tub got eaten all up!
Ignatieff would be plain old Maple walnut - maple because its canadian, walnuts, because they grow anywhere, like him, and the flavour itself is boring, staid, proper, serious. But just to stand out in a crowd, I bet he would squeeze some careful caramel on top. Nothing too daring or bold. And he comes with lots of napkins for wiping clear other people's drips & accidents.
Birthstone
Posted on: 02/17/2009 10:10
hey look I've got my 'birthstone' profile back instead of the 'birthstone_' - cool
RevMatt
Posted on: 02/17/2009 10:35
I dunno, I still think Ignatieff would NOT be maple. What's a good American flavour? Apple Pie?
graeme
Posted on: 02/17/2009 13:12
Frozen Iggie in a Baggie.
graeme
Punkins
Posted on: 02/22/2009 19:24
I'll have one scoop of Cluster Fudge and one scoop of Good Riddance You Lousy Motherf***er Swirl please.
jlin
Posted on: 02/22/2009 19:42
I dunno, I still think Ignatieff would NOT be maple. What's a good American flavour? Apple Pie?
Ignutty Inglacious Appledemic ?
Pinga
Posted on: 02/22/2009 21:07
lol, jiln
Punkins...it warms my heart to see you posting. Hoping your cheerful image matches how you are feeling.
Punkins
Posted on: 02/22/2009 21:11
Punkins...it warms my heart to see you posting. Hoping your cheerful image matches how you are feeling.
Let's just say that we're aiming for positive visualization, Pinga
RevMatt
Posted on: 02/22/2009 21:46
Nice, jlin :)