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i haven't laughed this hard in years!!!

i normally don't post stuff that i get on my emails, but an exception deserves to be made for this one.  this is the funniest email of 2009, so far!!!   i hope you laugh as hard as i did!!!

 

Ben & Jerry created "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor to honor Obama. They then asked people to fill in the blank to the following statement: For George W. they created "_________." Here are some of their favorite responses:
 
 

Grape Depression
Abu Grape
Cluster Fudge
Nut'n Accomplished
Iraqi Road
Chock 'n Awe
WireTapioca
Impeach Cobbler
Guantanamallow
imPeachmint
Good Riddance You Lousy Motherf***er Swirl
Heck of a job, Brownie
Neocon Politan
RockyRoad to Fascism
The Reese's-cession
Cookie D'oh
The Housing Crunch
Nougalar Proliferation
Death by Chocolate
Death by Torture
Credit Crunch
Country Pumpkin
Chunky Monkey in Chief
George Bush Doesn't Care about Dark Chocolate
WM Delicious
Chocolate Chimp
Bloody Sundae
Caramel Preemptive Stripe
I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands . . . with nuts

 

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Soooo funny. My favorites are Credit Crunch and Guantanomallow. Thanks Sighsnootles

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Personally, I prefer the non-subtle approach :)

 

Good Riddance You Lousy Motherf***er Swirl

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Cluster fudge for me. Double scoop.

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That would be one for Bush and one for Cheney.

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sigh, you did good. I don't normally read such items any more than you normally send them on. but this one deserves to be an exception. There are some great names in there. I broke up on You lousy mother f***er swirl- but that was partly because I had already been softened up by so many good ones.

graeme

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RevMatt wrote:

Personally, I prefer the non-subtle approach :)

 

Good Riddance You Lousy Motherf***er Swirl

 

LOL!!  thats my favorite, too... don't even bother with the cute stuff.

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 hmmmm.... must cut, paste, and forward.   

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LOL. Thanks for sharing, Sigh.

 

I'll have a double scoop of Good Riddance You Lousy Motherf****er Swirl.

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thanks sigh.

 

question:  any that people here would like to add?

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i've been trying to figure out some for our canadian leaders, but so far i got nuthin.

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That's quite a list.  I'll have some:

 I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands . . . with nuts

 

 
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I can think of a few Sigh, but I don't think they're really appropriate to post here.

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oh, mely, I shouldn't have laughed. I really shouldn't have. My bad.

graeme

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What is that a bowl of nuts? 

It is ice cream.

Ice cream? You can't call that bowl of nuts ice cream.

It IS ice cream.

I would ask if it melted, but then where would the chocolately or milky stuff be? What is it strained, melted ice cream? It is just a bowl of nuts and nothing else.

It is Ben and Jerry's new George Dubya Bush recipe.

All nuts and no substance.

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you people are good. So...

Harper Sluush with melt in your mouth goodness that just....melts.

Palin Alaskan frozen nutbar.

Harper Giant Chocolate Fudge Marshmallow Strawberry Banana Caramel  Sundae - all  you can eat - more than you can swallow.

Nah. The original list is still the champ.

graeme

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ParliMINT Hill ?

 

Jack Layton Mustachio ?

 

 

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Nice, CF :D

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Sigh

 

Really grape stuff.  I get exhausted by the dross bitching.  so like the subtler ones

Rocky Road to Fascism - favourite     

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sighsnootles wrote:

i've been trying to figure out some for our canadian leaders, but so far i got nuthin.

 It's early but I'll give it a shot.  :)  

Harper:  Neocon O' Nuts

            Bubblegum Sweater Vest Ice

 

Ignatieff:   ????  (I'm stumped) 

 

Layton:   New Day Peanut Crunch

            

May:  Organic Spirilina Mint Swirl

 

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My personal favorite is Chunky Monkey in Chief. Reminds me of all of those pics they had on the net comparing Dubya's facial expressions to those of chimps.

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Sigh!!! This is brilliant!!!  I have a rule, that unless an email makes me really laugh out loud, I don't pass it on, but this is terrific.

Iraqi road made me grin, and i'll  have that with some Impeachmint on top, but next time I'm going to have the Good Riddance you lousy.... - for now, it looks like that tub got eaten all up!

Ignatieff would be plain old Maple walnut -  maple because its canadian, walnuts, because they grow anywhere, like him, and the flavour itself is boring, staid, proper, serious.  But just to stand out in a crowd, I bet he would squeeze some careful caramel on top.  Nothing too daring or bold.  And he comes with lots of napkins for wiping clear other people's drips & accidents.

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hey look I've got my 'birthstone' profile back instead of the 'birthstone_' - cool

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I dunno, I still think Ignatieff would NOT be maple.  What's a good American flavour?  Apple Pie?

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Frozen Iggie in a Baggie.

graeme

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 I'll have one scoop of Cluster Fudge and one scoop of Good Riddance You Lousy Motherf***er Swirl please.

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RevMatt wrote:

I dunno, I still think Ignatieff would NOT be maple.  What's a good American flavour?  Apple Pie?

 

Ignutty Inglacious Appledemic ?

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lol, jiln

 

Punkins...it warms my heart to see you posting.  Hoping your cheerful image matches how you are feeling.

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Pinga wrote:

Punkins...it warms my heart to see you posting.  Hoping your cheerful image matches how you are feeling.

 

Let's just say that we're aiming for positive visualization, Pinga

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Nice, jlin :)

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