Serena
Councils, earthquakes, aliens
Posted on: 03/22/2011 14:17
So I have been absent from wondercafe.
I have been dealing with another break up. The initial break up was close to valentines day. But bc I am a slow learner we got together and broke up again.
I have also been exploring other forms of spirituality. I went to a meeting on Saturday. Apparently, I am on a council that deals with the world shift. I have. A spaceship that I command. The earthquake in Japan ya I caused that. I have been absent from said council meetings and failed to give the group guidance because I have been preoccupied by a guy. Micheal and Rapheal and four dead uncles are looking for me cuz I have to go to the council and help with damage control. So I said "the teenage mutant ninjas are looking for me?". No those are angels. I am the lead violinist on my spaceship. (Okay that was kind of eerie)
Being that Micheal, Rapheal and four dead uncles are looking for me. It would be best to avoid the place of that meeting in the future I guess.
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Panentheism
Posted on: 03/22/2011 14:22
Yes stay away from funny facts.
Witch
Posted on: 03/22/2011 16:30
Lol.
Alternate spirituality doesn't have to be... that alternate...
Mendalla
Posted on: 03/22/2011 21:12
OTOH, you could get a pretty good, if somewhat Douglas Adams-ish, modern fantasy novel out of it.
Mendalla
Serena
Posted on: 03/22/2011 23:32
Lol.
Alternate spirituality doesn't have to be... that alternate...
So in Christianity Satan and his demons are chasing me and in this other religion my dead uncles and 2 angels are after me. On the upside I am powerful enough to cause the earthquake in Japan when I neglect my duties. Not so different from some branches of christianity.
Witch
Posted on: 03/23/2011 01:11
Lol.
Alternate spirituality doesn't have to be... that alternate...
You have a point.
Of course my own beliefs are probabaly just as weird to an outsider as your examples, truth be told.
I suppose, in the grand scheme of things, weirdness is only a measure of what the other person believes
Serena
Posted on: 03/23/2011 14:08
On the upside. I have successfully avoided Satan and his many demons. Now I know I have been avoiding angels and 4 dead uncles as well. I must be so important that they are all looking for me. I must also be smarter than all of them since I am not in any kind of official hiding.
Witch
Posted on: 03/23/2011 14:17
Satan never seemsed to me to be very bright. I mean. really, doesn't he know how to read? You'd think at some point he'd figure out that the Bible, which if Satan is real, must also be true, already tells how it all turns out.
If I was Satan, I'd take a few minutes and read the script....
MikePaterson
Posted on: 03/23/2011 14:23
some people have ALL the fun...
Serena
Posted on: 03/23/2011 17:31
So Witch......who is trying to find me in your brand of theology?
Serena
Posted on: 03/23/2011 17:32
OTOH, you could get a pretty good, if somewhat Douglas Adams-ish, modern fantasy novel out of it.
Mendalla
I have thought about writing a book. This is an excellent story idea.
Serena
Posted on: 03/24/2011 14:20
Yes stay away from funny facts.
There was an earthquake. I do play the violin. I have four dead uncles. Those would be the facts.
I don't think angels exist.
Panentheism
Posted on: 03/24/2011 15:23
You missed my point - the whole idea beyond the facts of violin playing etc - that you caused all the events by not being at this group - they run on funny facts - none rational ideas... moonshine ... you name it whatever way you want but the group is a questionable group.
Witch
Posted on: 03/24/2011 15:32
So Witch......who is trying to find me in your brand of theology?
Revenue Canada.
But that just makes you an average Canadian.
Serena
Posted on: 03/24/2011 16:38
So Witch......who is trying to find me in your brand of theology?
Revenue Canada.
But that just makes you an average Canadian.
No revenue canada is not after me. I took care of that last year. I dated my auditor's married brother. The audit was closed due to conflict of interest.
Serena
Posted on: 03/25/2011 13:56
some people have ALL the fun...
Yes I do. Unfortunately, if the next council meeting is tonight I cannot go once again as I have a date tonight and will not be home until 3 or 4 am. That would definitely be a relationship killer if four dead uncles and two angels showed up to collect me for the meeting. Have to make sure that does not happen. Gee and I thought all I had to worry about is an exbf who thinks he is the incredible hulk ......