I'm not trying to out-Grinch the Grinch here, but it seems to me, and my pathetically fuddy-duddy sensitivities, like the kinds of over-sized plastic "decorations" people are putting up outside their houses are getting more and more garishly, hideously devoid of taste and aesthetic sense.
Some twinkly coloured lights: beautiful, reflecting of the snow "” beautiful. A bay window with an illuminated stable scene? .. okay.
Seven-foot high glowing snowmen? "¦getting tacky.
Glowing reindeer, pixies, sleighs, ho-ho-hos "¦ I have to look away.
Plastic dwarves bouncing around in a six-foot internally-illuminated, motor-driven plastic orbs, twinkly lights, snowmen, Santas, sleighs, reindeer, elves, tinsel, public address system belting out sentimental Bing Crosby hits from bad "˜50s musicals"¦ stark staring deranged!!!
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RichardBott
Posted on: 11/25/2006 19:42
Yeppers.
Beyond
Posted on: 11/25/2006 19:58
It is kind of a post-modern-rubber-doll view of the soul.
Inflatables drive me crazy for sure. There is a snowman
in a giant plastic bubble just up the street I am dying to
put out a cigarette on. I am sure it has something to do
with phallic tension and the debate "does size matter?"
RevMatt
Posted on: 11/25/2006 22:31
That said, I REALLY want to get one of the huge santas for my parents. They have just bought a tiny new condo in downtown TO, and nothing will make me giggle more this Christmas than the thought of that thing filling the entire living room ;)
banziboo
Posted on: 11/25/2006 22:42
So you wouldn't be in favour of a Root'n Toot'n Santa animated toy that makes tooting sounds as it sings and dances to Holly Jolly Christmas?
Yes, it exists. Where? Where else? Wal-Mart! *shudder*
RevMatt
Posted on: 11/25/2006 23:26
I'd be in favour of combining one with some sort of incendiary....
pog
Posted on: 11/26/2006 20:22
There is a great children's book called "The Berenstain Bears Save Christmas" which perfectly describes the garish way many are celebrating the holidays forgetting the real meaning of Christmas. Definitely worth a read with little ones!!
Beyond
Posted on: 11/27/2006 00:59
RevMatt...Perhaps you have an unresolved Oedipus Complex?
You are saying you want to fill your parents living room with
your penis?...this could be serious!
stardust
Posted on: 11/27/2006 12:39
Oh....C'mon now guys.....Let people have and enjoy whatever brings them happiness. Its O.K. to like junk ! Perhaps another fellow might consider your decorations to be junk ? Don't come down too hard! Maybe the kids are real proud of what they put out in the yard, huh? I know you guys are likely joking.........
I don't like the bobble head Jesus but I reckon' a lot of people do. I think its tacky plus.....
Oh by the way, CNN did a fast segment on the U.C. and the ads last night!
chickenplusdog
Posted on: 11/27/2006 12:44
love garish, love the excess, when do people get this 'creative'/ express themselves this much?... one could argue that its all competition, but i love the excess... bring it on!!!!!
Jeffery
Posted on: 11/27/2006 14:34
Those new inflatable giant "snowglobes" are great. I saw Christmas ones last year, and I saw a few around at Hallowe'en. I think I want one for each "fun" holiday of the year (don't think it would be a good idea for Rememberance Day or Ash Wednesday) and birthdays too. The world needs more garish!
MikePaterson
Posted on: 11/27/2006 19:06
Rembrance day? What about soldiers in one of those illuminated, animated ball things?
chickenplusdog
Posted on: 11/28/2006 13:01
oh yes those snowglobes are awesome. i think my fav tv xmas episode is on Rosanne when she decorates for xmas using neon signage from bar that went out of business.
Blah
Posted on: 12/05/2006 02:56
Lacy things
Wife is missin'
Didn't ask
Her permission
I look quite a sight
In corsets so tight
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
In her drawer
Was a teddy
Little straps
Like spaghetti
Its red is so bright
I'm sexy all night
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
In the office there's a guy called Norman
He prefers to dress like Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?", I'll say, "Whoa, man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"
Later on
If you wanna
We can dress
Like Madonna
With falsies so large
We'll get quite a charge
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.
Lacy things
Wife is missin'
Didn't ask
Her permission
I look quite a sight
In corsets so tight
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear