Hi All,

Thought you should read this.

Heavenly Greetings
HEAVEN "“ Sources close to Jesus say the Lord has grown weary of greeting lukewarm Christians with the traditional "well done, thou good and faithful servant."

Christ was seen Monday rolling his eyes at new arrivals who filtered in after Hope Chapel's bus crashed on its way to a Michael W. Smith concert in Temecula, Calif. "He just sort of looked exasperated when He sighed and waved them over, a la some dock worker helping a trucker back in his rig." one angel said.

Martin Jones"”who got saved at 21 and spent most of his life making millions of dollars while attending Hope's truncated early service--was stunned. "I was a little embarrassed," said Jones, 58. "He put His hands on His hips, shook His head, looked me square in the eyes and said: "˜Well, that was real half-assed.'"

Copied and pasted from The Holy Observer

http://www.holyobserver.com/

I wish they would hurry up and print a new edition already.

Grace and peace to you.

John