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If you plan to die in a tshirt, what would it say?

This thread is inspired by something Pilgrim's Progress mentioned in another thread. 

What if you could choose to wear a tshirt with a quote or statement on it when you die?  What would that statement or quote be?

This is similar to choosing what you would have engraved on your grave marker, I guess.

There are so many to choose from....

Mine might be -- "So I'm dead.  Get used to it."

 

This is meant to be fun, not to offend.

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"Choose Life"

 

Would you go for inspiring and uplifting or cynical and funny - or both?

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So long and thanks for all the fish.

 

LB - a Douglas Adams fan to the end

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Crazy Heart is gone

(And she didn't iron)

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"Don't you DARE bury me in a suit!"

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I hope you dance

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"Don't ever name an airport after me."

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He's dead, Jim.

 

(This may be too much of a Trekkie reference, though...)

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"I told you I was sick!" 

 

(Hi Ninja, this one I pinched from Spike Milligan. Like Janus, I have two faces - my humorous side and my serious side. I need to give some thought to my serious statement.)

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"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Walt Kelly

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Pilgrims Progress wrote:

"I told you I was sick!" 

 

(Hi Ninja, this one I pinched from Spike Milligan. Like Janus, I have two faces - my humorous side and my serious side. I need to give some thought to my serious statement.)

ROTFLMAO

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"Alas poor Yorick!  I knew him well"

 

(I know, technically not the exact quote - "well" does not appear in it - but this is how most people think of it.)

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Front: "I survived a Benny Hinn Crusade"

 

Back: "Wait a minute"

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I'll be back!

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I was going to say "He's dead Jim" but YouthWorker beat me to the punch so i'll need to think of 1 hmmmmmm ... "incinerate to prevent zombification" (if i can come up with another i'll post it )

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How about the title of my unfinished memoir?

"Well, I must say it's all been very interesting!"

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Mine would read:

The Ugly Duckling really did turn into a Beautiful Swan.

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Oh! i thought of another one "an eye for an eye will make the whole world blind" (if i'm murdered)

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"Please discard contents in nearest dumpster. TIA."

 

“Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.” -- Ambrose Bierce (filler)

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if.i.were.a.boy wrote:

Mine would read:

The Ugly Duckling really did turn into a Beautiful Swan.

I REALLY like that, very positive.

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Back in high school I had a t-shirt that said "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person". I don't think it works for dying though. I guess if I could pick it'd be something U. Tenn. GO VOLS!

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^ LOL @ Sebb...

 

Zombification is a concern of yours?

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Mine would say "I've spent most of my time in the garden....the rest I've wasted"

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Love that Penny! How about in my garden with my pooches....

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I kind of like. Don't mourn, remember!

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ninjafaery wrote: "If you plan to die in a tshirt, what would it say?"

 

EZ Answer: My other t-shirt is a Porshe.

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ninjafaery wrote: "If you plan to die in a tshirt, what would it say?"

 

EZ Answer: Or...

 

You know you're pathologically liberal if...

 

You have an overwhelming urge to check if this t-shirt is fair trade.

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ninjafaery wrote: "If you plan to die in a tshirt, what would it say?"

 

EZ Answer: Or...

 

Property of Hooters.

 

Please return if lost.

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ninjafaery wrote: "If you plan to die in a tshirt, what would it say?"

 

EZ Answer: Or...

 

Best before: SEP0955

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ninjafaery wrote: "If you plan to die in a tshirt, what would it say?"

 

EZ Answer: Or...

 

You've been punk'd

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ninjafaery wrote: "If you plan to die in a tshirt, what would it say?"

 

EZ Answer: Or...

 

www.goldenpalace.com

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ninjafaery wrote: "If you plan to die in a tshirt, what would it say?"

 

EZ Answer: Or...

 

I supported Stéphane Dion

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ninjafaery wrote: "If you plan to die in a tshirt, what would it say?"

 

EZ Answer: Or...

 

Please Recycle

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yes, YouthWorker, it is a big concern of mine, and it should be a big concern of yours too, IT'S GONNA HAPPEN!

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EZed is way too good at this :)

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haha yeah he is,it took me forever to think of ONE and he has 8 >_<

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RevMatt wrote:

EZed is way too good at this :)

 

It is always good to have a fall back profession.  I can see it now

 

EZed's T-Shirt Emporium

A slogan for every nut!

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Whoopi Goldberg said this one

Cremate me so I can have one last smoke

Personally I'd go for a pre-zombie warning ...  I'm looking for some fresh braaaaaainsssssssss !!!!

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"Store below 10c"

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"This is not the way I usually look ..."

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"Dont' get excited.  I left everything to Fluffy".

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Call 911, use a land line!

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this side up.

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Return to Sender.... 100% biodegradable... Here Lies Sleeping Beauty

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ninjafaery wrote:

"Dont' get excited.  I left everything to Fluffy".

 

Oh, the famly feuds that could be averted with just a t-shirt ...

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"Not dead, just sleeping."

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"Just plant a watermelon on my grave and let the juice soak through."

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