This thread is inspired by something Pilgrim's Progress mentioned in another thread.
What if you could choose to wear a tshirt with a quote or statement on it when you die? What would that statement or quote be?
This is similar to choosing what you would have engraved on your grave marker, I guess.
There are so many to choose from....
Mine might be -- "So I'm dead. Get used to it."
This is meant to be fun, not to offend.
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ninjafaery
Posted on: 08/03/2009 10:38
"Choose Life"
Would you go for inspiring and uplifting or cynical and funny - or both?
LBmuskoka
Posted on: 08/03/2009 10:44
So long and thanks for all the fish.
LB - a Douglas Adams fan to the end
crazyheart
Posted on: 08/03/2009 10:54
Crazy Heart is gone
(And she didn't iron)
RevMatt
Posted on: 08/03/2009 11:26
"Don't you DARE bury me in a suit!"
pommum
Posted on: 08/03/2009 15:43
I hope you dance
GO_3838
Posted on: 08/03/2009 15:45
"Don't ever name an airport after me."
YouthWorker
Posted on: 08/03/2009 16:45
He's dead, Jim.
(This may be too much of a Trekkie reference, though...)
Pilgrims Progress
Posted on: 08/03/2009 17:22
"I told you I was sick!"
(Hi Ninja, this one I pinched from Spike Milligan. Like Janus, I have two faces - my humorous side and my serious side. I need to give some thought to my serious statement.)
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Posted on: 08/03/2009 17:53
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Walt Kelly
ninjafaery
Posted on: 08/03/2009 17:59
"I told you I was sick!"
(Hi Ninja, this one I pinched from Spike Milligan. Like Janus, I have two faces - my humorous side and my serious side. I need to give some thought to my serious statement.)
ROTFLMAO
Punkins
Posted on: 08/03/2009 23:49
"Alas poor Yorick! I knew him well"
(I know, technically not the exact quote - "well" does not appear in it - but this is how most people think of it.)
Tyson
Posted on: 08/03/2009 23:58
Front: "I survived a Benny Hinn Crusade"
Back: "Wait a minute"
SLJudds
Posted on: 08/04/2009 00:18
I'll be back!
Sebb
Posted on: 08/04/2009 01:48
I was going to say "He's dead Jim" but YouthWorker beat me to the punch so i'll need to think of 1 hmmmmmm ... "incinerate to prevent zombification" (if i can come up with another i'll post it )
Pilgrims Progress
Posted on: 08/04/2009 02:26
How about the title of my unfinished memoir?
"Well, I must say it's all been very interesting!"
if.i.were.a.boy
Posted on: 08/04/2009 02:51
Mine would read:
The Ugly Duckling really did turn into a Beautiful Swan.
Sebb
Posted on: 08/04/2009 03:53
Oh! i thought of another one "an eye for an eye will make the whole world blind" (if i'm murdered)
BrettA
Posted on: 08/04/2009 04:42
"Please discard contents in nearest dumpster. TIA."
“Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.” -- Ambrose Bierce (filler)
jon71
Posted on: 08/04/2009 05:04
Mine would read:
The Ugly Duckling really did turn into a Beautiful Swan.
I REALLY like that, very positive.
jon71
Posted on: 08/04/2009 05:06
Back in high school I had a t-shirt that said "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person". I don't think it works for dying though. I guess if I could pick it'd be something U. Tenn. GO VOLS!
YouthWorker
Posted on: 08/04/2009 10:39
^ LOL @ Sebb...
Zombification is a concern of yours?
abpenny
Posted on: 08/04/2009 10:50
Mine would say "I've spent most of my time in the garden....the rest I've wasted"
pommum
Posted on: 08/04/2009 12:33
Love that Penny! How about in my garden with my pooches....
musicsooths
Posted on: 08/04/2009 14:02
I kind of like. Don't mourn, remember!
EZed
Posted on: 08/04/2009 14:40
ninjafaery wrote: "If you plan to die in a tshirt, what would it say?"
EZ Answer: My other t-shirt is a Porshe.
EZed
Posted on: 08/04/2009 14:43
ninjafaery wrote: "If you plan to die in a tshirt, what would it say?"
EZ Answer: Or...
You know you're pathologically liberal if...
You have an overwhelming urge to check if this t-shirt is fair trade.
EZed
Posted on: 08/04/2009 14:50
ninjafaery wrote: "If you plan to die in a tshirt, what would it say?"
EZ Answer: Or...
Property of Hooters.
Please return if lost.
EZed
Posted on: 08/04/2009 14:52
ninjafaery wrote: "If you plan to die in a tshirt, what would it say?"
EZ Answer: Or...
Best before: SEP0955
EZed
Posted on: 08/04/2009 14:55
ninjafaery wrote: "If you plan to die in a tshirt, what would it say?"
EZ Answer: Or...
You've been punk'd
EZed
Posted on: 08/04/2009 14:57
ninjafaery wrote: "If you plan to die in a tshirt, what would it say?"
EZ Answer: Or...
www.goldenpalace.com
EZed
Posted on: 08/04/2009 15:01
ninjafaery wrote: "If you plan to die in a tshirt, what would it say?"
EZ Answer: Or...
I supported Stéphane Dion
EZed
Posted on: 08/04/2009 15:05
ninjafaery wrote: "If you plan to die in a tshirt, what would it say?"
EZ Answer: Or...
Please Recycle
Sebb
Posted on: 08/04/2009 15:19
yes, YouthWorker, it is a big concern of mine, and it should be a big concern of yours too, IT'S GONNA HAPPEN!
RevMatt
Posted on: 08/04/2009 15:49
EZed is way too good at this :)
Sebb
Posted on: 08/04/2009 15:59
haha yeah he is,it took me forever to think of ONE and he has 8 >_<
LBmuskoka
Posted on: 08/06/2009 05:46
EZed is way too good at this :)
It is always good to have a fall back profession. I can see it now
EZed's T-Shirt Emporium
A slogan for every nut!
jesouhaite777
Posted on: 08/06/2009 10:15
Whoopi Goldberg said this one
Cremate me so I can have one last smoke
Personally I'd go for a pre-zombie warning ... I'm looking for some fresh braaaaaainsssssssss !!!!
ninjafaery
Posted on: 08/06/2009 10:20
"Store below 10c"
qwerty
Posted on: 08/06/2009 10:43
"This is not the way I usually look ..."
ninjafaery
Posted on: 08/06/2009 10:48
"Dont' get excited. I left everything to Fluffy".
lastpointe
Posted on: 08/06/2009 12:35
Call 911, use a land line!
momsfruitcake
Posted on: 08/06/2009 12:48
this side up.
if.i.were.a.boy
Posted on: 08/07/2009 23:50
Return to Sender.... 100% biodegradable... Here Lies Sleeping Beauty
Punkins
Posted on: 08/07/2009 23:51
"Dont' get excited. I left everything to Fluffy".
Oh, the famly feuds that could be averted with just a t-shirt ...
Pilgrims Progress
Posted on: 08/08/2009 05:56
"Not dead, just sleeping."
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Posted on: 08/08/2009 07:42
"Just plant a watermelon on my grave and let the juice soak through."