And now, for something completely the same, I think I'll open a forum on...KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!!

Ahh, I have fond memories of those...'orange you glad' and the bananna one...

These are some I made up and there may be actual duplicates hanging around on WC aroundherese.

And, of course, since I am encouragin sort, I invite y'all to give your own, made up or not :3

How many pop environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
CHANGE THE BULB BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Light bulbs are rape.

How many UFOnauts does it take to change a light bulb?
YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!!! OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!! UNBELIEVER!!!

How many WCers does it take to change a light bulb?
None.  They're too busy with wonderparties and wondertinis.

How many ethnic Jews does it take to change a light bulb?
Hey man, they INVENTED them.

How many Japanese does it take to change a light bulb?
They've improved on the concept -- it runs on thought and even cooks your ramen for you.

How many GLBTers does it take to change a light bulb?
It has to change of its own accord to reach its true inner self.

How many furries does it take to change a light bulb?
A scritch of furries. Not to be confused with a murr of furries.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't need light bulbs, they innovate all the time and, by the time you've stopped reading this, have come up with 3,000 different kinds. Oh, and no matter who you talk to, they ALWAYS tuck to the right.

How many George Galloway's does it take to change a light bulb?
It depends on if he is allowed in the country or not.

How many Scots does it take to change a light bulb?
What you talking aboot! Scotch is the only thing you need...that and great tracts of land.

How many 'conservatives' does it take to change a light bulb?
1 has worked before.

How many PETA folk does it take to change a light bulb?
LIGHT BULBS ARE MURDER!