Things that make me hum? Uh, this is a family site.....

I"m glad I'm not the only one who offends myself.  I can also impress myself though, so it all balances out. 

This makes me Hum. We can go at it in Religion or politics but then we can all come to Social and party.

oh oh and I forgot. Posters have more to say about boobs, penises and farting than they do about a lot heavy theological stuff.

Why do we park on driveways and drive on Parkways?

If Q-tips shouldn't be put into your ears....what are they for?

If ( as I saw in a grocery store ) peanut butter ( no peanuts added), why then is it called peanut butter?

If 7-11 is open 24/7, 365 days a year, then why do their doors have locks on it?

Also, does anyone know if, in public libraries, they put the Holy Bible in the Fiction or Non-Fiction area????

The bible is in the nonfiction section under theology.  I think that they would have a hard time figuring out an author to put it under in the fiction section.  I mean they would have to put it under M, M, L, J, P, D, S etc. etc.  There are also classics, graphic novels and plays in the non-fiction section.  I wonder why they call it the non-fiction section.  Oh no, another thing to make me go hmm.

I have often offended myself.  Usually when speaking.  Sometimes my mouth just goes and I don't even realize what I was going to say until after it is out there for all the world to hear.  No Admin to make my speech go away in the real world.  Maybe I should get a T-shirt that says "Flag as Offensive". 

Hi Alex,

Edit function. 

It you offend yourself you should be able to have a good internal discussion about it and come up with a compromise that makes both of yourselves happy.

If we were allowed to edit the posts of others rather than flag them as offensive I think this place would self-destruct with amazing rapidity.

The less I think about other things the more time I have to devote to humming movie soundtracks that I find particularly stirring.

Grace and peace to you.

John

I second that.  Right now I have the Chairman's Waltz from Memoirs of a Geisha in my head - gotta love John Williams and Itzhak Perlman.

CRAZYHEART SAID PENISES.........CRAZYHEART SAID PENISES

Don't foregt about  Danny Elfman and Hans Zimmer.

I see you are back, penishead

ROTFLMAO!!

Yep. Just thought I would.....rise to the occasion.

Just thought I'd.......slip in and see how everybody is doing.

eewww -- this is kind of like walking in on your parents........

Penishead??  ROTGLMAO!

ABPENNY SAID PENISHEAD.......ABPENNY SAID PENISHEAD

My ex-wife offended herself a lot.  But, of course, she had three personalities and one despised the other two.  I could write a movie script.....

There's nothing wrong with that.  At least 99.9% of the male population have at least one!

And she could have said peckerhead = butI think everyone should use the correct word for private parts. ergo - penishead

Lol...I was thinking you meant dickhead...so peckerhead is just making me laugh my head off.  I'm not that mature, so of course I find this chat almost as funny as fart-talk.  Mom really appreciated dad's influence on me....

Whoa. For a minute there I thought you wrote, "Mom really appreciated dad's flatulence on me" I need to get my eyes checked.

True enough.

You bunch are killin' me....this thread is just what I needed...a bunch of boobs and peckerheads!! 

I sure glad you didn't say p***ks busymom.

Back to Alex's question. How come in Saskatchewan we say - up north; out west ,down south,  and down east. How can you go down to Toronto and down to Minot?

What does it say in  Genesis about who the children of Adam and Eve married. Did their sons marry their sisters? Or did God create other humans for them to marry?. If he created others could one of them been named Steve?

Clears it all up for me......

ninjafaery wrote:

 

Clears it all up for me......

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 too funny.

And I saw Bruno yesterday. Very funny !

Here's an interesting little thing to make you go Hum..

You can not flag something as offensive unless you are logged in - ergo lurkers and fly by guests can not be offended.....

OT:  Ninjafaery - thanks for this morning's smile.

LB

This hath not offended the king.     Thomas More

http://www.wondercafe.ca/discussion/religion-and-faith/christians-leave-bad-taste

It makes me wonder, if I did a piece of art with Jesus blowing Santa, would  that be more objectionable to the neighbours then one of Jesus Shooting Santa?

 Perhaps it is just Santa's way of determining who's naughty and who's nice.