HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!
> It was a Dark and Stormy Night..
> Halloween is on  the way...
> Bob  Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing  in Europe... as it
> happens,  near  Transylvania .  They were  driving in a rental car
> along a rather deserted  highway.   It was late  and raining very
> hard.  Bob could  barely see the road in front of the  car.  Suddenly
> the car skids out of control! Bob attempts to  control the car, but to
> no  avail!  The car  swerves and smashes into a  tree.
> Moments  later, Bob shakes his head to clear the  fog. Dazed,  he
> looks over at the passenger seat and sees his  wife unconscious, with
> her head  bleeding!  Despite the  rain and unfamiliar countryside, Bob
> knows he  has to get her medical  assistance.
> Bob  carefully picks his wife up and begins trudging  down the road.
> After a  short while, he sees a  light.  He heads  towards the light,
> which is coming from a large,  old house. He  approaches the door and
> knocks.
> A  minute passes.  A small,  hunched man opens the door. Bob
> immediately blurts, "Hello,  my name is Bob Hill, and this is my wife
> Betty.  We've  been in a terrible accident, and my wife has  been
> seriously hurt.  Can I  please use your  phone?"
> "I'm  sorry," replied  the hunchback, "but  we don't have a phone.  My
> master is a doctor;  come in and I will get him!"
> Bob  brings his wife in.
> An  older man comes down the  stairs.  "I'm  afraid my assistant may
> have misled  you.  I am  not a medical doctor; I am a  scientist.
> However,  it is many miles to the nearest clinic, and I  have had a
> basic medical  training.  I  will see what I can do. Igor, bring them
> down to  the laboratory."
>
>
> With  that, Igor picks up Betty and carries her  downstairs, with Bob
> following  closely.  Igor places  Betty on a table in the  lab.  Bob
> collapses from exhaustion and his own injuries,  so Igor places Bob on
> an adjoining  table.
>
>
> After  a brief examination, Igor's master looks  worried. "Things  are
> serious, Igor. Prepare  a transfusion."  Igor  and his master work
> feverishly, but to no avail.  Bob and Betty Hill are no  more.
>
> The  Hills' deaths upset Igor's master  greatly.  Wearily, he  climbs
> the steps to his conservatory, which  houses his grand piano.  For it
> is  here that he has always found  solace. He begins  to play, and a
> stirring, almost haunting melody  fills the  house.
>
>
> Meanwhile,  Igor is still in the lab tidying up. His eyes  catch
> movement, and he notices the fingers on  Betty's hand twitch, keeping
> time to the  haunting piano music.  Stunned, he  watches as Bob's arm
> begins to rise, marking the  beat! He is  further amazed as Betty and
> Bob both sit up  straight!
>
>
> Unable  to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs to  the conservatory.
>
> He  bursts in and shouts to his  master:
> "Master, Master!  ..... The  Hills are alive with the sound  of music!"
>
> (I  am soooooo sorry...... But  you really should've seen that  one
> coming)
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