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Wondercafe Story

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Wondercafe Story

 

oIne day 7 years ago, the United Church of Canada had the best idea since the New Curriculum. Everyone was so excited about Wondercae.ca. In fact, they knocked it right off the puter for a few days........................and.....................

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Voila . . . Wondercafe was born!  It wasn't long before . . .

 

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people came and started asking questions like......................

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"Who is God?"," Does Jesus wear boxers or briefs?"  and.....................................

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are these people real?  What else will they say? Who are they and which ones are trolls?

 

 

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Then the ad came out, what a fabulous image of....

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a bobble-head Jesus. Everyone was so . . .

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...tickled at the thought, but one fellow nearly....

 

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choked on the apostasy being offered on the site, so he...

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immediately phoned his gnostic rabbi who suggested that he be a serious man and...

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or woman and ..........

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so serious he became.

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a dybbuk, which was pretty strange by itself; maybe it had something to do with

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...the texture of the moments trickling through her hands...

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in the way that jello trickles through your hands when you forget...

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to use a spoon. The website flourished and.........

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 humour, love, and friendship abounded. Who could ever forget.......

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climbing Mad Monk's mountain? and..............

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falling down the other side.  Or the other mountain of ...

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beer suds accumulated from choir nights in the pub. And then there was ...

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......myst guzzling hand sanitiser at the pub because someone told her it was for free and would improve her voice.

 

That someone was ..........

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tossing limes whlie someone crafted a fruit repellant helmut :)....

 

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Then someone said. "We're bearing fruit! This is a call to bare arms!" So, someone else suggested we roll up our sleeves and...

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plant a wondergarden to grow our own fruit.  It was all coming up roses until ...

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the squirrell - that pesky little devil-............

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crapped on what everyone was doing.  So in order to clean out the smell a bear ate the squirrel and than 

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the Shan from Fomalhaut rode back in time and got Berk Breathed to stop writing Bloom County before it got too late, but we all know where that ended up...

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...in the North Pole, where Santa was getting a little too rambunctious.

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Santa, a sex addict was rambunctious because he spent a lot of time ho ho hoing around, was held in suspicion by other members for sneaking into people's homes, until the elves........

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...realized that things were getting out of hand and began to promotes a return to sense and sensibility...

 

 

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especially with Easter around the..............

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