All hail the Second Coming of the King of Kings, the Lord of Lords!
 

Jerusalem Isis here with the latest in the late late early news!

Quick, learn how to SCUBA and be blessed by the Lamb (with Sharp, Nasty Teeth!)
 

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2007/05/23/virginbirth_ani.html

Or, maybe, yanno, since we're all such a muddle-headed species...maybe they got it wrong...

Jesus, being parthenogenitically-created, is merely a beachhead of a new species...or a colonization effort by some extra-intradimensional entity (IA IA CTHULHU!)

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2008/10/10/virgin-birth-shark.html

(what hideous rites do the rotifer follow?)

This reporter asks, what other news of the New Kingdom, what Signs and Portents are out there?

(in other words, you are invited to invent, riff, bring forth your own S & P here. have fun)