Sebb

I guess that you must be a Lesbian, then because that was a spoken word poem. 

hahaha nope, just a bi guy. Thanks for the compliment, though

I thought that was the marchpast for the 69th Gay Airborne Brigade

I heard that Fred Flinstone and Barney Rubble were gay because the song said, "When you're with the Flinstones......we'll have a gay old time".  Maybe that could be the new anthem for the GLBT movement.   Either that, or 'In The Navy' or 'YMCA' by the Village People.

i gotta go with YMCA.

Actually, our naval brigade sings In the Navy every morning. We sing and dance to YMCA while we train (great way to stay in shape and stretch before our workouts)

EDIT: now I can't stop humming "In the Navy"!!

The gay military has already been done. It was, as I well as I can remember, in ancient Thebes. Very effective, too.

You know too much!

That is just the tip of the iceberg, the beginning of world domination.  

Lesbians have a few anthems., the secret is to pick a lot of them and nobody knows you have one... and pick them for their  sublingual messages... a few drinks, music... let the conversions begin....

"What a Feeling" from Flashdance -"Girls, Just Wanna Have Fun" - "Crimson and Clover" -"We are Family", "I Will Survive" ... most of Madonna.... "Finally, (its happened to me), "Sisters are Doing it For Themselves".... the list is endless

LOL - thanks for the great posts folks....made my day!!!! 

The Gay Agenda is already doomed.

Cats rule the earth

 Yes, but who is owned by more cats than gay men and lesbians? 

We have this all figured out.....

So you'll be the butlers while the rest of us are scullery maids....

veeeeery smart

Well, it's a give and take relationship

People give and cats take....right?

I depressed by all this. It's getting so a good-looking fellow can't walk down the street without being leered at. I tried to wear a hijab. But it's too hot.

I thought the Hijab was supposed to be to prevent you from looking hot....

Great.  Now I have a visual of Graeme in a hijab that I can't get rid of.  Thanks guys.

Could be worse. It's not like you have an image of Graeme in a bikini....

Whoops, sorry..

MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!!

What has been thought cannot be unthought

Gay Agenda is the same as Gay Timetable isn't it?

7 am - Get up, shower, eat, drink coffee, dress

7.30 - Leave for work

8 - 5 pm - Work

6 pm - Home, eat

8 pm - Walk the dog (partner did morning walk)

9 pm - Watch tv or read or talk or visit friends

11 - Bed

Pretty much.

I would put "come through my window" by Melissa Etheridge on the list.

Well thank you all very much!

Now I am plagued with visions of Graeme, Redbaron, Witch and GordW wearing hijabs, bikinis - and red high heels of course - dancing chorus line to It's Raining Men!

Resistance is futile.

would that be 'the weathergirls' version, or the version geri halliwell did for 'bridget jones diary'???

Now, add to that belly dancing on a beach, dancing on a pole, and doing a strip tease.  Yeah, that should just about do it. 

Hi sighsnootles,

I must be broken.

When I watch the video of Geri Halliwell singing "it's raining men" I'm thinking more about the weather girl than the weather.

I also like her "look at me" video because, well, it was a very polite invitation and she is not hard on the eyes at all.

Grace and peace to you.

John

Visions???

Seems like the stuff of nightmares to me - poor Fred Astaire is turning in his grave.

(I never thought I'd say this - but let's bring back the Village People.)

Oh my, it is now a combination of the two - in HD btw - with GordW as Geri Halliwell!

For mercy sake, make it stop!

Amusing post Sebb.

But seriously, there's this from Wikipedia ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_agenda )...

"In their private publications, homosexual activists make it very clear that there is an agenda. The six-point agenda that they laid out in 1989 was explicit:

1. Talk about gays and gayness as loudly and as often as possible(...)
2. Portray gays as victims, not as aggressive challengers(...)
3. Give homosexual protectors a just cause(...)
4. Make gays look good(...)
5. Make the victimizers look bad(...)
6. Get funds from corporate America(...)^{" -}  Alan Sears and Craig Osten, president and vice-president of the Alliance Defense Fund.

Here's an interesting experiment... in the preceding post, read through it again, substituting the words 'Evangelical' and "evangelicalism' for 'gay' and 'gayness'.... sound vaguely familiar?

JAe,

reying on a quote from the Alliance Defense fund to describe the "gay agenda" would be similar to relying on a quote from the Aryan Nation on the "Jewish Agenda:.

Of course even the Wikipedia article names that the supposed "homosexual Agenda" is a creation of social conservative movements in reaction to the move to equal rights.

I thought a gay agenda was a date book with lots of fun things in it.  I'm finally on vacation, so I have a very gay agenda this week.

Jae:

It is very dishonest that you are characterizing that quote as being the wikipedia article, when in fact is is a being quoted by the article in order to show how prejudicial the anti-gay people who made the statement are.

http://www.bettybowers.com/homoagenda.html

Ohhhhh is that Betty Bowers of the Landover Baptist Bowers?

Yup!

That's not the link in question.

I actually tend to think Jae acted without malice or deciet. The people he cited are hateful morons and therefore the "information" they put out is pure garbage, but I think Jae was regurgitating it out of naivete not hate.

Wow! the gay agenda arrived in Moncton. I was riding my bike, and found myself in the middle of a gay pride parade. It was a pretty fair size for a place the size of Moncton, and had participation by a number of local businesses and by at least two unions.

Most of the costumes were no threat to the Toronto day. Most wore everyday shorts and T shirts. But one parader had a spectacular headdress that soared over a metre above his head, and blended into a full length cape - all of peacock feathers.

He looked like Stephen Harper welcoming the G20.

^^ Some prefer to give intelligence the benefit of the doubt.  Others prefer to give empathy the benefit of the doubt.  I admit that I do the former far more than the latter.

A personal failing, perhaps.

Try this Link

http://www.youtube.com/user/mrsdalloway0189

-- I messed up again - I`m trying to get the funny Gay protest signs on thje right of the screens in this link.

Can somebody who is more adept at this put up the link.  I tried six times.

www.youtube.com/watch

Thanks for the attempt Judd and for posting this RevMatt. lol

Talk about good looking guys who can't walk down the street, I'm 60+, walk with a cane,  and some guy (late 30ish) stopped his car and asked if I wanted to hop in for 'a gay old time' so to speak (think Monica Lewinsky). I told  him no but I would take his licence number and report it to the police.  He peeled out of there quite fast.  Can't an ugly, crippled up old senior walk down the street without being propositioned.  I always thought I was a babe magnet only, and now this happens.

I simply don't believe you.  How could anyone believe that?  You're a troll, and a liar.

Here's a great video of one neighbourhood's rejection of a small congregation reading their bible aloud, outside the house of a same-sex couple:

The comments from the neighbourhood residents at the end is priceless as they kick out those who were preaching the God-word...

"Why do you tell me how I have to believe in God, according to YOUR teachings?"

"We don't go to YOUR house and tell YOU what to believe."

"You don't know what 'love' means, sir."

"Your definition is wrong."

"Get the hell out of our neighbourhood."

"You are not welcome."

(breader....hahahaha)

Besides which, if bad pickup lines were illegal, every 15 year old would have a record.