Hahaha, yeah tempted you with that title did I?

Anyways I believe that while I'm a person who tries to be good, helps others and doesn't inflict more pain than necessary and all that. I believe in a higher power who loves me, and after I die and leave this mortal world I'll end up in a place outside of what is currently observable; my atitude here on life determines how I spend my afterlife, in a good place or a bad. Some traditional views of Heaven have people who make it there siinging Gods Praises for the rest of eternity.

Yeah, that's fine if you want to do that. I will choose a different way to show God I appreciate what they've done for me.

God made me creative, skeptical, aggressive with a need to be unique, however he also made me a caring person with a love of colourful language. So to show god I truly care about her, I'm going to blaspheme when I get to heaven. Not just little things, like telling God she doesn't exist, to her face. No, that's not imaginative to say to the Creator. This is a privelage, to curse at the creator who made us all.

So every time I tell God something bad about them, I'm going to be creative. I'm going to tell God that she doesn't believe in herself. I'm going to tell that Mary-touching, faith-healing, prayer-returning omniscient oaf that if she really made life then Life is a short series of disappointments and defeats, punctuated with the realization live defeats itself at being a disappointment, and disappointed itself in defeating itself, making it an amazing experience in winning. I'm going to make God cry, and her tears will be a new flood.

You may look at me and wonder if I am going to be banned, or if I am crazy. No, I just want to show God I love her in my own way. I am just like you, except me and God have an abusive relationship, instead of a model one shown in the bible. But we like it that way, Me and her, ad we're not going to push our lifestyle onto anyone else, but I wanted to share with you why I though blasphemy could be a good thing, if used for the right purpose: to tell God I love her, in the ultimate paradox.

God loves paradoxes, why did she make so many of them? She loves me talking dirty to her, else why did she make me? ;)