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The Zen of Ironing

Or the metaphorical a*muse*ment of a magnificent Muskoka May 24 weekend….

I ironed today. Now for some this isn’t monumental but for me it is – my partner is still reeling from the shock.

I don’t even like doing laundry. I view it as a necessary evil or an excuse to shop for more – clean – clothes: But ironing, my heavens, what an exercise in futility.

Today, though, I did something different. I took my ironing board outside and onto the back porch. There, among the sunshine filtering through the leaves and a heavenly choir of birdsong, I attacked the wrinkled fabric of my closet and eventually my mind.

It was very calming and meditative. Slow strokes of gentle warmth erasing bumps and fissures, softening hardened cottons, smoothing soft silk, creating crisp clean lines; restoring life into the crumpled and forgotten.

Every now and then I would be startled from my reverie by a rustle in the leaves, my mind and body would tense due to the recent visitation of the bear in the driveway. I know I should make noise, bang about or sing, but I can not bring myself to disturb the harmony of the birds with my tone deaf song.

So, I watch and find that the rustle is not from something big and dangerous but something small and innocuous and I meditate on that particular metaphor. The majority of fears are just that, wind rustling leaves, and a wrinkle is flattened from my mind.

I was so enthralled by this meditative balm that I searched for things to iron. I contemplated ironing the jeans but quickly realized the pit fall of setting that precedent. At which point I acknowledged that as with all things, moderation is essential, and over meditating is not a good thing.

Three glorious days in Muskoka are coming to an end. I have done little these past days but muck about in the garden, watch the pond and smile as the family of Canadian geese parade across the glistening water. I’ve sat mesmerized by the tangerine breast of a song bird and been bemused by the grace of the bumble bee. To paraphrase John Muir, my spirit has been washed clean by nature’s heartbeat.

It is possible that if I did this every day it would become mundane as ironing – although I suspect I would not live so long. The revitalization I feel with only three days of immersion reinforces my belief that it is essential to well being to stop, slow down and breathe deep.

We all need to launder our spirits once in a while and take the time to iron out the wrinkles in our minds even if you only wear polyester. I recommend Nature’s Cleansing ™ but whatever brand you choose, find one that makes you feel alive.

This is my wish for everyone on this glorious day in May -     Find something, any thing, that makes you wake up and like e.e cummings offer up this proclamation - heck label it a prayer...

i thank You God for most this amazing
day:for the leaping greenly spirits of trees
and a blue true dream of sky; and for everything
which is natural which is infinite which is yes

(i who have died am alive again today,
and this is the sun's birthday; this is the birth
day of life and of love and wings: and of the gay
great happening illimitably earth)

how should tasting touching hearing seeing
breathing any--lifted from the no
of all nothing--human merely being
doubt unimaginable You?

(now the ears of my ears awake and
now the eyes of my eyes are opened)

 

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ooohhhh I'm missing Muskoka, and the sun coming through the leaves & pine needles, dancing on the ground, and the quiet.  Looking at the sparkling water, dipping in my toes.

 

I love hanging laundry.  For me, it is methodical, simple, ancient and comforting.  I can spend 10 minutes with the birds and the quiet, and have a perfect excuse to be alone outside.  And another perfect excuse to go back out again.

 

thanks for sharing, Lb -  I hope to find an afternoon to come hang out with you again.  

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I love Muskoka, too.  I agree about hanging laudry as well.

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Ironing out the wrinkles of life, eh?

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Smiles at Arminius - its easier than erasing the wrinkles on the face.

 

Birthstone, the invitation is always open.

 

LB


I've always regarded nature as the clothing of God.

     Alan Hovhaness

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my brother had a chance to be at the cottage for the weekend, and he said it was absolutely perfect!  I had a very nice weekend too, but try as I might, my city backyard doesn't look like Muskoka.   My sweetheart suggested a very very high cantilevered deck so I could see the lake, but the building department won't go for it.  :)

Interesting how the jobs that were considered 'drudgery' are now a respite from drudgery.

 

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You are a very eloquent writer, LBmuskoka.

Your words allow me to experience the things you are describing.

 

I am a nature-lover too, and therefore can relate.  It is a gorgeous morning here where I live. While it is still cool, I will follow your advice and do some Nature Cleansing - which means work in flowerbeds while listening to feathered friends.  There is something very therapeutic about pulling weeds.

 

Really like the e.e.cummings poem.

My favourite nature poem is "The Windhover" by Gerard Manley Hopkins.

 

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Ahhhh....the joy of being fully present in the present moment.  Nice bit of sharing LB.  I wish you many such moments.

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LBmuskoka wrote:

Smiles at Arminius - its easier than erasing the wrinkles on the face.

 

Birthstone, the invitation is always open.

 

LB


I've always regarded nature as the clothing of God.

     Alan Hovhaness

 

Hi LB:

 

The wrinkles on the face are just laugh lines. One gets them when one lives well and loves and laughs a lot.

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LB, as happens so often - your beautiful, poignant gift of written word fills me … the words flowing on the page, the imagery, the depth. The power of those carefully crafted words take me there -- and I was right there with you, immersed in nature, soaking it in (mind you, my iron was still tucked far away in a cupboard   ).

Thank you.

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 Thanks Musky!

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Thank you LBmuskoka ........ that sure blesses my heart today....

I really need it today too............

Hugs

Rita

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That's beautiful LB - your whole post.

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I wear mostly permanent press so I only iron now and 'Zen'.

Seriously, it's a wonderful post.

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Beautifully written, LB - this is going in my favourites.

 

(If I happen to chance upon Margaret Atwood in my Canada travels - I'll mention she has a worthy apprentice in you.) 

 

Thank you for highlighting that there is much to value in Wondercafe.

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 More prosaic but the affirmative and I am sorry that there is not a lot of time in the day to iron.  There is nothing to beat the smell of line dried linen fresly ironed and nothing that can better fill a room with a sense of inspiration. 

 

My Grandmother told me that my Grandfather ( WW1 airforce vet) used to get into bed and when the linen had just been changed and was still crisp and smelling of the green outdoors would sigh heavily and say, " and what have I done to deserve this?"

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Ack, get away y're all making me blush.  Margaret Atwood, indeed!

 

Jlin, I know what your grandfather meant, there is nothing like line dried sheets to give a good night's rest.  No flimsy paper of man made scent has ever come close.

 

And sadly, Birthstone, Muskoka can't be so easily captured either. 

 

It was the most perfect weekend I remember in my 50 years; three days great weather but more than that the forest was literally teeming with birds, butterflies, bees - even the hummingbird moth, an exotic little creature that looks like the product of the coupling between a bumble bee and a hummingbird.  Trees in full leaf, flowers blooming; it was high summer in the month of May.

 

It was better than any drug man could make and cost nothing but the time to sit back and drink it in.

 

Speaking of free medicine, Arminius, I have learned that to erase the wrinkles in my face I must smile and laugh.  Its cheaper, and painless, than a face lift....

 

So, thank you Southpaw for the pun, and thank you all, for my morning face lift.

 

LB - I feel 40 years younger


One of these mornings
You're going to rise up singing
Then you'll spread your wings
And you'll take to the sky

     George Gershwin, Summertime
 

 

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and you top it off with a Gershwin bit...  go ahead and blush Lb, you are making our days with your lyrical words. 

I know those days, when a quiet day is not quiet - every scramble of a chipmunk, or hum of a hummingbird or soft rattle of the poplar leaves reminds you that you are just one small piece of a big world.  Maybe that is what matters in Muskoka (and other rural places) - something that can't be bottled as you say, or even preserved well.  It preserves itself but if we plant a monstrous cottage in the midst, with excavators and manufactured stone, fake wood decking and the plastic knicknacks of Walmart - we lose the sense that we are small and the woods are wildly big. 

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....I can smell warm, clean clothes and sweet wild blossoms.  I can hear the warblers and phoebes.....

 

Simply wonderful.

 

 

But it hasn't induced me to get my newly-acquired iron out and actually tackle the pile of wrinkled summer clothing that's waiting.  I need a laundry crisis for that.

 

 

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So, if you all agree, let's pronounce LB the WonderCafé Poet Laureate.

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Hi LB,

I love the metaphor. I'd like to discuss republishing this as a guest column in The Muskokan newspaper. If you're interested, contact me via email at editorial (at) muskokan (dot) com.

 

Thanks.

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muskokaneditor wrote:

Hi LB,

I love the metaphor. I'd like to discuss republishing this as a guest column in The Muskokan newspaper. If you're interested, contact me via email at editorial (at) muskokan (dot) com.

 Thanks.

Even Margaret Atwood had to start somewhere.  

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Oh my!

 

But I feel I have failed in my literary prowess as I was not able to seduce Nijnafaery into the Cult of the Iron!

 

LB


The story I am writing exists, written in absolutely perfect fashion, some place, in the air. All I must do is find it, and copy it.

     Jules Renard

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muskokaneditor wrote:

Hi LB,

I love the metaphor. I'd like to discuss republishing this as a guest column in The Muskokan newspaper. If you're interested, contact me via email at editorial (at) muskokan (dot) com.

 

Thanks.

OH LB!!! get published!! I'd love to sit at the cottage and see your name in the paper, reading that wonderful post, and then moving on to the classified section to pick out my very own neck-o'- the-woods.

BTW - I think that's my favourite paper :)  way better than Mississauga's.  I mean, it has pics of raccoons and waterskiing on a regular basis, what could be better?

A fond welcome to Muskokaneditor!!

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LBmuskoka wrote:

But I feel I have failed in my literary prowess as I was not able to seduce Nijnafaery into the Cult of the Iron!

 

Perhaps that's because Ninj and I know that, in the entire history of civilization, there hasn't been one woman who was heard to lament on her death-bed, "I wish I'd done more ironing".

Stick to writing LB, you're no miracle worker!  

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Hi LB:

 

Your neck of the woods has spawned some superb writers. I am a great fan of Wayland Drew, who was an English teacher at Bracebridge and Muskoka Lakes Secondary.  He wrote DRAGONSLAYER and the two part "Erthring Cycle," THE MEMOIRS OF ALCHERINGIA and THE GAIAN EXPENDIENT. Well worth reading!

 

Actually, "Erthring Cycle" is supposed to be a trilogy, but I haven't read the third one yet.

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Pilgrims Progress wrote:

Perhaps that's because Ninj and I know that, in the entire history of civilization, there hasn't been one woman who was heard to lament on her death-bed, "I wish I'd done more ironing".

 

lol

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