If everyone is wondering where the wonder choir is this year, The Maestro over indulged, fell and broke her baton hand.
ABPenny's cowbells rusted in all the wet weather and won't ding.
The altos got kicked out of the pub last year and all Sani is banned so Myst said she can't sing without it.
The angels lost their halos when they were flying through the air and so this year they couldn't be persuaded to swing without them - especially Beloved . She was a real swinger.
The bus driver on the Virtual bus said that they got kicked out of so many towns from BC to other provinces in the east that the RCMP have a all points bulletin posted to pick them up at first sight.
Jesus Brother Bob has gone missing and Grant won't come back until we give him his yellow thong back.
Has anyone else heard why people are missing?
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carolla
Posted on: 12/13/2012 21:49
LOL Crazy heart - I see you're getting back to feeling more like yourself!! I do miss the wonderchoir - I'm sitting here with nothing to listen to!! How can I be a good audience in that situation???
crazyheart
Posted on: 12/14/2012 11:48
bump
redbaron338
Posted on: 12/14/2012 12:26
No WonderChoir this year?? But what am I going to do with all these M&M's??
GordW
Posted on: 12/14/2012 12:27
Pass them to me, I will take care of them.
I am more worried about what to do with the Maestro's special "medicine". The longer I keep it the more strange sounds and smells it gives off....
Beloved
Posted on: 12/14/2012 15:21
I'm definitely not swinging without a halo . . . why, that would be like . . . hmmmm . . . like going out with lipstick on .
But I will be there for the wonder choir when it is ready to practise - can't sing - sore throat - but will be there to cheer the rest on!
crazyheart
Posted on: 12/14/2012 17:25
Do you think the medicine could be shared at a WonderParty if the Maestro doesn't show up?
crazyheart
Posted on: 12/14/2012 17:28
You could have sent the M&M' s to Secret Santa but save the red ones for me, Red.
InannaWhimsey
Posted on: 12/14/2012 20:39
i heard rumours of a poutine plant rupture in Montreal that almost drowned a meat packing plant, shutting it down and causing a brief spike in corned beef prices...:3
somegalfromcan
Posted on: 12/15/2012 01:41
If anyone's looking for the altos, we've gone to the pub on the corner.
seeler
Posted on: 12/15/2012 07:55
I think the choir heard me singing in the kitchen and changed the location of their practices - forgetting to tell me.
Mendalla
Posted on: 12/15/2012 10:13
That's okay, seeler. They heard me singing in the shower and called by-law enforcement to lodge a noise complaint.
Mendalla
Beloved
Posted on: 12/15/2012 15:24
I wanna play a percusion instrument Bells, are there bells?
InannaWhimsey
Posted on: 12/15/2012 18:15
I wanna play a percusion instrument Bells, are there bells?
how are you at squeaking? we could lie you down and have cute kittens jump on your tum? :3
myst
Posted on: 12/16/2012 22:07
lol crazyheart
Just over at the pub with somegal and the other altos. Of course anyone - regardless of what you sing or even if you sing - is welcome to join us.
It would not be Christmas without the wonder choir ... I do hope people come to the pub, er I mean come out to the choir.
crazyheart
Posted on: 12/17/2012 00:44
The practice hall is empty but I see there are even chairs outside of the pub. Myst, is that where the Sani is served before you get to go in.?
Northwind
Posted on: 12/17/2012 01:01
Sure, blame the altos. We are never ones to cause trouble here in the pub. All we are doing is drinking beer and singing songs. Beer makes the alto voice more resonant. Can we help it if the other patrons don't appreciate our enthusiastic singing??? I mean really.
Gord, knowing you as I do, I do not for one second believe you are letting that medicine sit there......and now I know why you needed those boxes moved from the church basement. Alas. Of course, knowing you have the special "medicine" explains a lot mister.
seeler
Posted on: 12/17/2012 07:04
So that is where they moved the practice - across the street to the pub. It's a good thing I recognized some of the chior members going in or I never would have found it. Now someone, get me a drink - and tell me what I sing. Am I an alto, a seprano, tenor? Is there anything elsee? Or wouldd you like me to sing solo (so low you can't hear me)?
redhead
Posted on: 12/17/2012 07:22
I will miss the choir, and being called pinkhead by the Maestro. Alas, I am no longer able to run around to take care of costumes, Maestro s errands, and missing music... but those were the early years... however, truly I am an alto and wouldn't mind hanging out in the pub... ;)
Beloved
Posted on: 12/17/2012 09:17
come on in, redhead . . . someone else will surely look after all those things . . .
crazyheart
Posted on: 12/17/2012 10:59
By the time the concert date arrives, all the music is on the floor with Penny's salt licks and everyone else is on the floor of the pub with a funnell. Come on over.
somegalfromcan
Posted on: 12/17/2012 14:39
Where is the Maestro anyhow? Somegal peeks under the table... Nope, no maestro under there.
Beloved
Posted on: 12/17/2012 14:44
I wonder if Mad Monk is paying attention to this thread?
myst
Posted on: 12/17/2012 15:24
ha, crazyheart, sani users or not - all are welcome.
seeler, it truly doesn't matter what you sing. You - and anyone else not sure what part to sing -- just join in and pick some notes to sing, in any order. At a certain point, no one is actually going to notice (well, except the other pub patrons as Northwind points out).
redhead, good to have you singing with the altos and for old times sake - duck, I just tossed a lime wedge your way.
redhead
Posted on: 12/17/2012 15:26
redhead reaches over, grabs a lime wedge from beloved's drink and lobs it right back at myst :)
and then looks to see if crazyheart has lime with her drink, in anticipation future attacks :)
myst
Posted on: 12/17/2012 15:31
Well, now this is fun!!!
myst
Posted on: 12/17/2012 15:32
redhead
Posted on: 12/17/2012 15:34
This is fun!!!
ANd that citrus hass the right idea; it is dangerous to play contact sports without the proper headgear
redhead places a metal bowl on her head I seriously do not need anympre neuro damage, man lol)
redhead
Posted on: 12/17/2012 15:36
BTW, I am celebrating today because I completed my term research paper and submitted it this morning :)
so, first round on me with one caveat, everyone must order a drink with at least one lime wedge - note: I always ask for two ...heeheehee...
somegalfromcan
Posted on: 12/17/2012 15:51
Congrats Redhead! Wondertinis for everyone - the first rounds' on my:
redhead
Posted on: 12/17/2012 15:55
this will be fantabulous fun :)
adjusts bowl on head, a little bit worried about bowlhead (like the haircut I had when I was kid)
and lobs a wedge at somegalfromcan :)
somegalfromcan
Posted on: 12/17/2012 16:05
FOOD FIGHT!!!
Somegal catches the wedge Redhead threw and tosses it back - adding a second wedge to the throw.
redhead
Posted on: 12/17/2012 16:15
What no one noticed is that I took a bowl of lime wedges from the bar... dumped the wedges in the pretzel basket, and placed said bowl on my head... I am prepared
GAME ON!
Happily starts lobbing wedges at all the altos :)
Then waits in anticipation... and snacks on lime drenched pretzels :)
myst
Posted on: 12/17/2012 16:25
I go away for a few minutes and when I return look what's happening.
Woot.
I'll have a soda water with 2 lime wedges, oh heck make it 3!
And congrats on the paper being submitted redhead.
La, la, la, la, la ... just in case anyone else coming in thinks we've forgotten about the singing ...
redhead
Posted on: 12/17/2012 16:29
La la la laaa...
Deck the bar with li-me wedges
Fa la la la la... :)
somegalfromcan
Posted on: 12/17/2012 16:36
Tis the season to throw wedges
Fa la la la la...
redhead
Posted on: 12/17/2012 16:41
la la la, la la la
Don we now our lime wedge head gear
Fa la la, la la la.....
somegalfromcan
Posted on: 12/17/2012 16:52
As we throw another wedge dear...
Fa la la la la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
redhead
Posted on: 12/17/2012 16:54
The altos are in fine form! Excellent :)
More limes lobbed, look out everyone, they are coming your way
Looking forward to another carol...
myst
Posted on: 12/17/2012 17:46
lol - too funny.
Sing along:
Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the pub is so delightful
If you’ve got a wedge to throw
Let it go, let it go, let it go.
redhead
Posted on: 12/17/2012 18:08
When we finally say good night,
There'll be wedges all over the floor,
But no worries it will be alright,
'Cause tomorrow there will be some more :)
crazyheart
Posted on: 12/17/2012 18:36
Duck!!! I wonder if Punkins ever got the patent on the gadget that she was using to catch the limes wedges......ooops duck.
For God sake that was someone's thong being used as a slingshot. Ummmmmm yellow!! Grants.
WHERE ARE THESE FOLK????
Pinga
Posted on: 12/17/2012 18:56
***Pinga ducks in underneath the flying lime wedges to have a beer with the alto.
(Nodding at Northwind who Pinga has sang with in inchoirs in real life!)
wondering who else is a 2nd alto and when the dang choir master is going to show up.
*************
Good Choirmaster, she looked out
On the World of Wonder
Where the limes lay round about
Tossed by wild ass singers
Loudly sang the choir that night
Though the tune was cruel
When a poor drummer came in sight
Gath'ring winter fuel
myst
Posted on: 12/17/2012 19:14
This thread is giving me a good laugh today. Thanks all.
Pinga and redhead - great lyrics. I've actually been singing those songs aloud (at home alone) with the new improved lyrics. So funny.
crazyheart - I was thinking of Punkins too.
redhead
Posted on: 12/17/2012 19:20
Duck,duck a wedge
Chuck,chuck a wedge
Here comes a lime
There goes a lime
All the wedges flinging
Altos all are singing
Bring on more limes
For merry times
redhead
Posted on: 12/17/2012 19:22
As you can see, I have extensive carolling experience
But probably more lime tossing experience lol :)
redhead
Posted on: 12/17/2012 19:23
sorry double post
redhead
Posted on: 12/17/2012 19:25
myst
I had no idea you sing the lime carol library - well done!
crazyheart
Posted on: 12/17/2012 20:03
Hey, Hey, Hey, I just had a call from the Arrogant Worms. They are around and want to know where to meet the choir, The had so much fun especially with Pen's cows.
crazyheart
Posted on: 12/17/2012 20:06
THE roofer also wants to sing, Can Pilgrims Progress foot the bill for his flight from Oz?
or put him in her overnight?
He sings tenor.
PP only sings about Boomers.
Pinga
Posted on: 12/17/2012 20:18
Seeler, you are likely a soprano or an alto. Tenors are generally men as are basses. The voices tend to be split by gender due to the "timber" of the voice, though I have sung with the men, (northwind may have too)