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Wondermail from Miss.jenna

Did anyone else receive a Wondermail from Miss.jenna?

Apparently she is fascinated by my profile and wishes to connect.  She wants me to email her so she can send photos and we can get to know each other - love is in the air. 

According to her profile, she is under 18.   I guess I should be flattered that this sweet young thing is taking an interest in an old lady like me.  

 

 

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She likes me so much that she sent me 2 messages. I must really be something special!  

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darn I missed that one.....

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even I am loved by Miss.jenna ..... LOL

Rita

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Got that one too... maybe she figures there's safety in numbers?

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She loves me too.  I'm going to get right back to her and tell her to send those pictures to me, just me.  I presume they will be of her home, family, church, school, town, activities - stuff like that, so I can see her and make a connection.   Is she looking for a grandmother figure?  Maybe she'd like me to make her a coconut cream pie? 

 

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I got one too. Apparently she emails around

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I just got it! now I don't feel nearly so unloved

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I got it too. hit delete fast.

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Hey just to be clear here - Miss.jenna is only interested in me  

 

Well until she realizes that I'm broke lol.  I might not mention that for a while.

 

TL

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 She is quite eloquent. I may use

 

Remember colour or distance does not matter but LOVE matters allot in life

 

in a sermon some day! (With appropriate credit given, of course.)

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Tiger Lily wrote:

Hey just to be clear here - Miss.jenna is only interested in me  

 

 

What? I thought women liked us tall, dark, hairy men. I'm sure it was my avatar that drew her to me.

 

Mendalla

 

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She obviously has a thing for the Sith. I got an email as well.

 

 

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I didn't get a wondermail from this Miss.jenna.

 

I guess it's asking too much to love an Aussie?  

 

Dumped by the roofer - not even considered by Miss.jenna - floods, cyclones, heatwaves, bushfires.............  

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For whatever it's worth, Pilgrims, you've always got a spot in my heart.

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and the diva award goes to......

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I got an email too. She must be a leo star sign. Leos r known for their unfaithfulness.

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I got one from missjenna.  Also one from a 'Mrs101' that read very much like one of those send me money and I'll send back more money then you sent me scams

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musicsooths wrote:

and the diva award goes to......

"Saul, Saul, why persecutest thou me?"

 

Follow the lead of my Christian friend Red - and be nice. (otherwise I'll send you to bed without any supper).

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got one too

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Tyson wrote:

She obviously has a thing for the Sith. I got an email as well.

 

 

 

"Hey baby, let's go over to the dark side". Now there's an interesting euphemism for doing the deed.

 

 

Mendalla

 

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She missed me

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Pilgrims - I have been deprived of miss jenna's adoration as well. So it is not just your aussie 'way'. Shall we get together and commiserate.

 

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Ah crazyheart - you posted just as I was writing. What a 'pity' party you, Pilgrims and I could have.

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I'll bring the wondershaker

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Tyson wrote:

She obviously has a thing for the Sith. I got an email as well. 

 

You have to be careful with those email dates Tyson.

 

She could turn out to be your Sithter

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Oh dear.  Apparently people only want to give me money.  I got the one saying that I should send some banking information so I could receive a large sum of money to be used for charitable purposes.  I was thinking that I could use it to create a great group home for specialson and friends!

 

Sadly, Miss Jenna missed me.  She must have known I was straight, married and very monogamous.

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DaisyJane, I perfer to think that miss jenna has very poor taste seeing as she missed you, Pilgrim, myst, crazyheart and me.

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Witch wrote:

Tyson wrote:

She obviously has a thing for the Sith. I got an email as well. 

 

You have to be careful with those email dates Tyson.

 

She could turn out to be your Sithter

 

 

** pinga gets up off the floor after laughing so hard.

 

Goodness, I must be tired, that one struck my funny bone.

 

on a side note, I also did not get one...

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Wow, what a 'miss.jenna you are missing out on a whole lot of fun' party we are having. I agree somegirl - clearly miss.jenna's loss.

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I got the letter from Mrs. 101 who wants to give me several million dollars to use for God.  Haiti was mentioned.  Gotta keep current

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As a fairly new member I wonder does one tend to get these emails often and if so, is there any way to prevent them from coming.

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Welcome Happy Retiree - I don't think we've met yet. These messages that we are talking about are not exactly emails - they are wondermails - and they don't come very often (maybe once a month since I've been here). There is no way of preventing them - you just have to let Admin know and they will block the sender. When the messages do go out, we like to have a little fun with them here.

 

I think Jenna likes me the best - she sent me two messages! Clearly, therefore, I am her favourite!

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Myst, we are going to have quite a party.

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somegal, are you her Sithter?

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crazyheart wrote:

somegal, are you her Sithter?

 

Certainly not! That would make our relationship insithtuous!

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Missjenna didn't fancy me. No wondermail from her!

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Too bad miss.jenna doesn't fancy me - since the roofer dumped me I've got a lot of frequent flyer points handy for an "interlude".

 

Sorry, possums - but if Crazyheart is invited I must decline your party invitation - I do have my pride.

 

Jolene, jolene, jolene, I'm begging of you please

don't take my man.......................

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Hmmmm Tabitha.  Maybe she doesn't like OT's.

 

And Pinga...the sithtah thing made me laugh out loud as well!

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