File this under "it would be funny if it wasn't so damn serious":

http://news.sympatico.ca/oped/coffee-talk/men_held_at_us_border_over_contraband_chocolate_eggs/d03f023a

Yep, Kinder eggs are not allowed in the USA, Customs is looking for them, and the fine is $2500 per egg if you are caught. Who woulda thunk?

Mendalla