Dear Cancer,

I HATE YOU.
 

I am concerned about one of my facebook friends.

A couple of months ago she was in a relationship with a guy.  They were supposed to not be seeing other people but she found out he was so she broke it off.  Problem is she really fell for this guy.   So now she e-mailed him and told him he was the father of her child and that she was pregnant and still wants nothing to do with him.  She is not pregnant she just wants him back.