or "Funny Google Searches"

I have naturally heavy fingers-equivalents. Or naturally slippery ones. They dance over the keyboard (in a kind of shuffle-foxtrot-salsa) and every so often jump into the cracks. Slipping against another key.

It is a conspiracy I tell you.

I also like google. It has become my search engine of choice. It used to be hotbot, but we'll not talk aboot that anymore. It was a doomed romance.