Gentlebeings,

a heady member of the Church of the Subgenius once said that everyone should, at least once in their lifetime, write their own Bible.

So, for those of you who want to dive in, here is my bit, starting at the beginning. Anyone, feel free to continue with it. You don't have to use my notations or style; you have my blessing to retcon, dact, redact, reredact, etc :3

Chapter One: In the Carnival of Mirthly Delights

1. In the Beginning, there was Something.