Flame wars gotcha feeling down?

Wondering how open-minded became open hostility?

Tired of chin-waggin, character-slaggin, hangashores disturbing the conversational peace with their hemorrhoidal rage rants and their lazy generalizations?

Then you need the Knob-O-matic!

The knob-O-matic comes in an assortment of shapes and sizes and is so easy to operate that even a squirrel can use it.