13 Things You Should Never Do in Youth Ministry

Tired of all these youth ministry blogs (this one included) telling you all the things you should be doing? Me too!

Who died and made us experts that we get to tell everybody else the best ways to recruit volunteers, evangelize youth, plan events, manage time, and on and on and on? So, in the spirit of knocking us all down a peg or two, let me share with you my list of things you should never do in youth ministry. Of course, I have personally done every single one of these!

I need some movie suggestions.  The group in question is grades 5-8, so 11-14 years old.  Plus my daughter, who is 5 going on 30.  I don't care whether the movie is religious or not, or has any redeeming social value, but I would like to avoid getting in trouble with parents (including my wife).

Any ideas?