Oh, thank you for accepting the invitation.  Now, be careful with where you step (http://www.dinnerinthesky.ca/popup_events/siga.htm).  We're dinin in style, today.

I hope you have been keeping well.  I heard that JHVH has a new cell phone plan out for His believers.  That is SO NEAT.  I wonder how much He charges for texting, and if that is available in Aramaic?  What do you think of such a plan?

"Mom, I'm just an ordinary guyOOWWWW!  This is H O T!  What the heck is it?!"

"Blow on it first, Jesus dear. I call it Lasagna.  Hot dates crushed between layers of camel meat."

"Do I have to go outside?"

"I'm afraid you do.  You and Judas made an agreement."

"But I don't want to.  The sort of things the Romans have in store for me HURTS."

Congratulations, Canadians!  Your smugness has been recognized internationally.

Here's the news story:

http://www.canada.com/news/Environmentalists+Canada+colossal+fossil/2357...

And as we Canadians have a sense of humour ingrained into our very DNA, laugh with ourselves :3

Just a Self-writing poem,

Inannawhimsey

and love from Pandemonium (who always forgets her password)

I am so trusting.  I expect organizations to be efficient, professionals to be professional, and society, in general, to move along smoothly.

I trust bills.

Congratulations to Washington State, USA, for joining with the Great Work that is the World:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Referendum_71_(2009)

Most of the time, I am finding that these advancements now happen quietly.  They are SO mainstream.

There are always ways around the fear-based minority.  Perhaps that is one of the Great Advancements of our age...

Just a Self-writing poem,

Inannawhimsey

This is activated through your optic nerve.

There are no atheists.
 

(there are people who call themselves that)
 

There are no theists.
 

(there are people who call themselves that)
 

There are only people, who may-or-may-not be agnostic aboot what they worship.
 

We all worship *something*. Wether we choose money, our bodies, our countries, Percy Faith, Democracy, whatever.
 

This is for those of you in the Cascadia area, in case you haven't heard, yet, of some Shining Stars who will be giving performances:

Mark Noll and Marcus Borg

http://communities.canada.com/vancouversun/blogs/thesearch/archive/2009/...

Jane Goodall, Dalai Lama, Eckhart Tolle, and many others!

http://communities.canada.com/vancouversun/blogs/thesearch/archive/2009/...

Just a Self-writing poem,

I've got a theory.

This theory, which is mine, is a theory.

And it goes like this:

Brontosaurs are thin at one end, thick in the midd--err, wait. That one's already been done :3

No, this is the theory.

Ok. So some of us, across the ages, have been having these really wicked mystical experiences. We stay up too late, or we die and have an NDE, or we take some really good drugs, or practice some intentional brain change techniques (like Meditation and Yoga), and then BAM!

We have...an experience.

Hello there gentlebeings,

I have a question for you Christian experts and experiencers.

What, exactly, is "Witnessing"? Is there a Traditional way of doing it? Is there a Liberal way of doing it? Examples would be appreciated.

Thank you for your time.

or "Funny Google Searches"

I have naturally heavy fingers-equivalents. Or naturally slippery ones. They dance over the keyboard (in a kind of shuffle-foxtrot-salsa) and every so often jump into the cracks. Slipping against another key.

It is a conspiracy I tell you.

I also like google. It has become my search engine of choice. It used to be hotbot, but we'll not talk aboot that anymore. It was a doomed romance.