This may be an actual news story, about an actual event. I can not begin to explain how awesome it is. Thankfully, the person appears to be okay, which means we can laugh today, rather than waiting the customary three days before laughing.

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Here's an interesting take on the theme of Eternal Salvation/Eternal Damnation I came across. Hell IS eternal!" It must be because it guarantees human freedom and human choice. Without choice there is no love. God is Love - eternal Love. We must have the freedom to choose God but also to not choose God or else we're not doing so willingly and not out of Love! Hell guarantees our freedom. This line of thinking leaves the question... "does anyone spend eternity in Hell?" I guess theoretically, maybe.